 Who Will Be Thor's True Love? |
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| Sighfienerd |
 Jan 26th 2005, 10:14 PM
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Beyond here there be dragons  Group: Donating Members Posts: 1,387 Joined: December 4th 2004 From: Beyond "here" Member No.: 7,150 Gender: Female  |
But Thor....the patch was on your left eye...then on your right. That's TWO TIMES in the same evening...you're not FLAUNTING your "run ins" with O'Neill...are you?
Because if so, I find that a flagrant abuse of the Asgard/Tau'ri Alliance code (see section392(a) of Alien/Human Exchange Program which clearly prohibits penis to eye contact between aforementioned parties under ANY circumstances (well, almost, except under certain conditions heretofore mentioned in Appendix B of the adjucated Addendums, which was based on that time when Thor and O'Neill...oh, well never mind)... Not to MENTION the corollary mental abuse which has been suffered by the paint program in the process. Really, Thor, as a clone and a gentleman, I thought better of you. My people will be contacting your people regarding this matter. **Walks off in a huff.** |
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| Magnavox |
Jan 26th 2005, 10:23 PM
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Posts with an accent...  Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
Osy and Xay those pics are hilarious! and Xay I love your new banner.
 EDIT: *Opens up paint to make pic of Jack in a collar...*  EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on: Click for Spoiler This post has been edited by magnavox: Jan 26th 2005, 11:29 PM |
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| xayeidemon |
Jan 27th 2005, 12:09 AM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(sighfienerd) But Thor....the patch was on your left eye...then on your right. That's TWO TIMES in the same evening...you're not FLAUNTING your "run ins" with O'Neill...are you? LOL @ Sighfienerd! That whole thing was too funny. I actually feel bad for Paint now.  QUOTE(Osy) LMAO! I love it! QUOTE(magnavox) Osy and Xay those pics are hilarious! and Xay I love your new banner. Thanks.  It took me awhile before I could come up with something that wasn't too explicit. I had to settle on "Accidents happen."QUOTE(magnavox) EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on... There. Canon PROOF that Jack lusts after Thor. I rest my case! |
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| Magnavox |
Jan 27th 2005, 1:13 AM
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Posts with an accent... Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
Pic of Jack with his collar. It's in spoiler tags because the pics are from Reckoning and the link is because I don't know how appropriate it is for this thread as it's not rated anything.
Click for Spoiler All I can say is |
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| Osy |
Jan 27th 2005, 6:41 AM
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Colonel  Group: Members Posts: 1,817 Joined: December 25th 2003 From: Pahked Neah Hahvid Yahd! Member No.: 3,065 Gender: Female |
QUOTE EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on: Holy Sh*t! He actually said that?! LMFAO! Yes, Xay, that is canon proof. There's no denying it now. Click for Spoiler Jack: Well, let him know what's going on, and don't be afraid to remind him that we've saved his cute, little grey bum, several times. Magnavox, that pic with Jack in the collar....I could actually hear the caption in my head being spoken in the voice of an Asgard which made it even more hilarious! |
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| Magnavox |
Jan 27th 2005, 6:51 AM
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Posts with an accent... Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
Thanks,
(although it should say 'shall' with 2 L's!)  and yes he actually said that. It's in the transcript at danielfriendly. |
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| aliaras |
Jan 27th 2005, 2:39 PM
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First Lieutenant  Group: Members Posts: 743 Joined: May 16th 2004 From: the twilight zone Member No.: 5,066 Gender: Female |
OMG! Now Jack/thor is completely in canon...and I'm pretty sure Thor is male...so that would mean in canon slash.
Finally! |
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| xayeidemon |
Jan 27th 2005, 10:15 PM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
I guess someone has to break the news to Daniel, then.
 Are we sure Thor just isn't a slut? I mean, he's beamed up more people than Jack, presumably. Thor might end up being a heartbreaker.  Anyway...I think we need to plan the wedding. Jack and Thor will have two weddings: a traditional, naked Asgard wedding (all Asgard attending must wear face guards and helments), and an SGC wedding. On the gate ramp. Daniel will be invited as best man, but of course he won't show up. Sam can be the flower girl, Teal'c can be the ring bearer. I'd love to read this fanfic...and I need to take a nap. I'm talking crazy again. |
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| Magnavox |
Jan 28th 2005, 4:40 AM
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Posts with an accent... Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jan 27th 2005, 10:15 PM) Are we sure Thor just isn't a slut? I mean, he's beamed up more people than Jack, presumably. Thor might end up being a heartbreaker.  Of course Thor is a slut! You can tell by the look in his eyes...  . He's always cruisin' around in his 'Daniel Jackson' picking up babes (Jack is a babe ok!  ) throughout the galaxy. That's why he's so hard to get a hold of recently. I believe Eddie Murphy said it best, "If he's not with you,... he's with someone else."QUOTE I guess someone has to break the news to Daniel, then. I think he just found out: |
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| Guilt Sock |
Jan 28th 2005, 7:13 AM
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Civilian  Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: May 25th 2004 From: the wonderful land of Oz Member No.: 5,140 Gender: Female |
well it seems that Daniel found out by the video Thor had sent Jack, and it 'accidentally' got brodcasted over the whole base.
 OMG the eye patch thing was great, now when ever I watch any eps with thor I can just see him in one but Daniel won't be sad for too long I'm sure we can hook him up with his own little grey man  |
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| Osy |
Jan 28th 2005, 11:11 AM
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Colonel Group: Members Posts: 1,817 Joined: December 25th 2003 From: Pahked Neah Hahvid Yahd! Member No.: 3,065 Gender: Female |
Did someone say wedding?
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| xayeidemon |
Jan 28th 2005, 3:28 PM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(Osy @ Jan 28th 2005, 11:11 AM) Did someone say wedding? ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! Ohmigod! I can't breathe!  Thor's dress! And veil!! |
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| Osy |
Jan 28th 2005, 3:38 PM
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Colonel Group: Members Posts: 1,817 Joined: December 25th 2003 From: Pahked Neah Hahvid Yahd! Member No.: 3,065 Gender: Female |
LOL! Ahhhh, I LOVE the paint program!
Glad you liked it. |
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| cvvrede |
Feb 3rd 2005, 8:35 AM
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Technical Sergeant  Group: Donating Members Posts: 241 Joined: January 27th 2005 From: Breda, The Netherlands Member No.: 7,767 Gender: Female |
I'd like Thor to end up with Heimdall. I think they'd be cute together(although I can't picture two asgard together).
I'd also like them together, because I always wanted Janet Frasier and Daniel to get together. Since she died(still very sorry about that by the way) this is an ironic way to be a couple. Because Teryl Rothery does Heimdall's voice and Michael Shank Thor's. |
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| xayeidemon |
Feb 3rd 2005, 3:53 PM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(cvvrede @ Feb 3rd 2005, 8:35 AM) I'd like Thor to end up with Heimdall. I think they'd be cute together(although I can't picture two asgard together). I'd also like them together, because I always wanted Janet Frasier and Daniel to get together. Since she died(still very sorry about that by the way) this is an ironic way to be a couple. Because Teryl Rothery does Heimdall's voice and Michael Shank Thor's. I suppose that makes a kind of twisted sense. But I just can't imagine two Asgards talking dirty to each other. Actually I can, and I am disturbed. *shudders* |
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| MajikthizeII |
Feb 3rd 2005, 6:18 PM
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Senior Airman  Group: Members Posts: 139 Joined: September 9th 2004 From: UK Member No.: 6,365 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Feb 3rd 2005, 3:53 PM) But I just can't imagine two Asgards talking dirty to each other. Actually I can... Why am I not surprised.  BTW, Osy, that pic. Excellent. I see you've really mastered the old Pain programme there. And there was me thinking this thread was lame... |
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| Eleh |
Feb 5th 2005, 5:07 AM
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Airman First Class  Group: Members Posts: 79 Joined: December 6th 2004 From: Finland Member No.: 7,167 Gender: Female |
OMG!!! OMG I fell on the floor when I saw the wedding picture!
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| angel977 |
Feb 18th 2005, 9:07 PM
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Airman First Class Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: January 21st 2005 From: france Member No.: 7,687 Gender: Female |
He take Sam regulary on his ship don't you think?
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| Spence |
Feb 19th 2005, 1:41 AM
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Senior Airman Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: January 23rd 2004 Member No.: 3,320 Gender: Female |
Dude! Awesome poll. I've never laughed so hard at a poll.
I'm the lone vote for "That Monk at Kheb." I can see the two of them theorizing about all kinds of ethereal crap in soft voices and hushed tones all night long. |
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| Kuwdora |
Feb 21st 2005, 12:30 AM
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Captain  Group: Members Posts: 847 Joined: February 3rd 2003 From: Frozen Timbuckto, USA Member No.: 541 Gender: Female |
Asgard dirty talk? xay, please share, lol. |
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| xayeidemon |
May 28th 2005, 12:54 AM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
Hmmm...took me awhile to get back around to this one.
Asgard dirty talk...hmm... Asgard 1: You have become quite proficient at pleasuring me with these primitive Tau'ri toys we got in our latest Treaty negotiations. I am most aroused. Asgard 2: Thank you. Supreme Commander Thor instructed his ship's computer to mass replicate these devices. Now, I will attempt to insert this curiously shaped device into your mouth, and you will enjoy it. Asgard 1: I am...even more aroused. Tell me the name of this device. Asgard 2: I believe the Tau'ri known as O'Neill called it a "hockey puck." Asgard 1: My mouth is producing more saliva in anticipation of the...insertion. Asgard 2: And my gonadless loins are burning with desire. I wish I had genitalia... Those poor Asgards... |
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| MajikthizeII |
May 28th 2005, 6:14 AM
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Senior Airman Group: Members Posts: 139 Joined: September 9th 2004 From: UK Member No.: 6,365 Gender: Female |
Xay! You should come with a government health warning. |
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| xayeidemon |
May 28th 2005, 11:39 AM
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Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
LOL! I'm inclined to agree with you. |
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| Magnavox |
May 28th 2005, 3:44 PM
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Posts with an accent... Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
ROFLMAO Xay!
'hockey puck' kinky...very kinky |
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