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> Who Will Be Thor's True Love?
Who Will Be Thor's True Love?
Who Will Be Thor's True Love?
Jack [ 16 ] ** [12.80%]
Daniel [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
Teal'c [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
Sam [ 10 ] ** [8.00%]
Heimdall [ 8 ] ** [6.40%]
Penegal [ 1 ] ** [0.80%]
Hammond [ 1 ] ** [0.80%]
Janet [ 2 ] ** [1.60%]
Siler [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
Chevron Guy [ 0 ] ** [0.00%]
Jacob [ 1 ] ** [0.80%]
Oma [ 4 ] ** [3.20%]
That Monk at Kheb [ 1 ] ** [0.80%]
Loki [ 6 ] ** [4.80%]
Other [ 75 ] ** [60.00%]
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Sighfienerd
post Jan 26th 2005, 10:14 PM
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But Thor....the patch was on your left eye...then on your right. That's TWO TIMES in the same evening...you're not FLAUNTING your "run ins" with O'Neill...are you?

Because if so, I find that a flagrant abuse of the Asgard/Tau'ri Alliance code (see section392(a) of Alien/Human Exchange Program which clearly prohibits penis to eye contact between aforementioned parties under ANY circumstances (well, almost, except under certain conditions heretofore mentioned in Appendix B of the adjucated Addendums, which was based on that time when Thor and O'Neill...oh, well never mind)... Not to MENTION the corollary mental abuse which has been suffered by the paint program in the process.

Really, Thor, as a clone and a gentleman, I thought better of you. My people will be contacting your people regarding this matter.

**Walks off in a huff.**
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post Jan 26th 2005, 10:23 PM
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Osy and Xay those pics are hilarious! and Xay I love your new banner. bow.gif

EDIT: *Opens up paint to make pic of Jack in a collar...* whistling.gif

EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on:
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post Jan 27th 2005, 12:09 AM
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QUOTE(sighfienerd)
But Thor....the patch was on your left eye...then on your right. That's TWO TIMES in the same evening...you're not FLAUNTING your "run ins" with O'Neill...are you?

LOL @ Sighfienerd! That whole thing was too funny. I actually feel bad for Paint now. laugh.gif

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LMAO! I love it!

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Osy and Xay those pics are hilarious! and Xay I love your new banner.

Thanks. biggrin.gif It took me awhile before I could come up with something that wasn't too explicit. I had to settle on "Accidents happen."

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EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on...

There. Canon PROOF that Jack lusts after Thor. I rest my case!


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post Jan 27th 2005, 1:13 AM
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Pic of Jack with his collar. It's in spoiler tags because the pics are from Reckoning and the link is because I don't know how appropriate it is for this thread as it's not rated anything.
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All I can say is whistling.gif
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post Jan 27th 2005, 6:41 AM
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QUOTE
EDIT II: I think this line from Reckoning solidifies that fact there's something going on:

Click for Spoiler
Jack: Well, let him know what's going on, and don't be afraid to remind him that we've saved his cute, little grey bum, several times.
Holy Sh*t! He actually said that?! LMFAO! Yes, Xay, that is canon proof. There's no denying it now. laugh.gif

Magnavox, that pic with Jack in the collar....I could actually hear the caption in my head being spoken in the voice of an Asgard which made it even more hilarious! laugh.gif

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post Jan 27th 2005, 6:51 AM
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Thanks, biggrin.gif (although it should say 'shall' with 2 L's!) rolleyes.gif

and yes he actually said that. It's in the transcript at danielfriendly.
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post Jan 27th 2005, 2:39 PM
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OMG! Now Jack/thor is completely in canon...and I'm pretty sure Thor is male...so that would mean in canon slash. biggrin.gif Finally!
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post Jan 27th 2005, 10:15 PM
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I guess someone has to break the news to Daniel, then. sad.gif

Are we sure Thor just isn't a slut? I mean, he's beamed up more people than Jack, presumably. Thor might end up being a heartbreaker. crying.gif

Anyway...I think we need to plan the wedding. Jack and Thor will have two weddings: a traditional, naked Asgard wedding (all Asgard attending must wear face guards and helments), and an SGC wedding. On the gate ramp. Daniel will be invited as best man, but of course he won't show up. Sam can be the flower girl, Teal'c can be the ring bearer.

I'd love to read this fanfic...and I need to take a nap. I'm talking crazy again. laugh.gif
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post Jan 28th 2005, 4:40 AM
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QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jan 27th 2005, 10:15 PM)
Are we sure Thor just isn't a slut? I mean, he's beamed up more people than Jack, presumably. Thor might end up being a heartbreaker. crying.gif
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Of course Thor is a slut! You can tell by the look in his eyes... huh.gif . He's always cruisin' around in his 'Daniel Jackson' picking up babes (Jack is a babe ok! wink.gif ) throughout the galaxy. That's why he's so hard to get a hold of recently. I believe Eddie Murphy said it best, "If he's not with you,... he's with someone else."

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I guess someone has to break the news to Daniel, then.


I think he just found out:

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post Jan 28th 2005, 7:13 AM
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well it seems that Daniel found out by the video Thor had sent Jack, and it 'accidentally' got brodcasted over the whole base. whistling.gif

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OMG the eye patch thing was great, now when ever I watch any eps with thor I can just see him in one biggrin.gif

but Daniel won't be sad for too long I'm sure we can hook him up with his own little grey man smile.gif
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post Jan 28th 2005, 11:11 AM
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Did someone say wedding? laugh.gif



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post Jan 28th 2005, 3:28 PM
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QUOTE(Osy @ Jan 28th 2005, 11:11 AM)
Did someone say wedding?  laugh.gif
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

Ohmigod! I can't breathe! w00t.gif Thor's dress! And veil!! bow.gif
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post Jan 28th 2005, 3:38 PM
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LOL! Ahhhh, I LOVE the paint program!

Glad you liked it. biggrin.gif
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post Feb 3rd 2005, 8:35 AM
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I'd like Thor to end up with Heimdall. I think they'd be cute together(although I can't picture two asgard together).

I'd also like them together, because I always wanted Janet Frasier and Daniel to get together. Since she died(still very sorry about that by the way) this is an ironic way to be a couple. Because Teryl Rothery does Heimdall's voice and Michael Shank Thor's.
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post Feb 3rd 2005, 3:53 PM
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QUOTE(cvvrede @ Feb 3rd 2005, 8:35 AM)
I'd like Thor to end up with Heimdall. I think they'd be cute together(although I can't picture two asgard together).

I'd also like them together, because I always wanted Janet Frasier and Daniel to get together. Since she died(still very sorry about that by the way) this is an ironic way to be a couple. Because Teryl Rothery does Heimdall's voice and Michael Shank Thor's.
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I suppose that makes a kind of twisted sense. But I just can't imagine two Asgards talking dirty to each other.

Actually I can, and I am disturbed. *shudders*
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QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Feb 3rd 2005, 3:53 PM)
But I just can't imagine two Asgards talking dirty to each other.

Actually I can...
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Why am I not surprised. dry.gif

BTW, Osy, that pic. Excellent. I see you've really mastered the old Pain programme there. biggrin.gif

And there was me thinking this thread was lame...
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OMG!!! OMG I fell on the floor when I saw the wedding picture! biggrin.gif
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post Feb 18th 2005, 9:07 PM
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He take Sam regulary on his ship don't you think?
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post Feb 19th 2005, 1:41 AM
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Dude! Awesome poll. I've never laughed so hard at a poll.

I'm the lone vote for "That Monk at Kheb." I can see the two of them theorizing about all kinds of ethereal crap in soft voices and hushed tones all night long.
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post Feb 21st 2005, 12:30 AM
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Asgard dirty talk? xay, please share, lol.
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post May 28th 2005, 12:54 AM
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Hmmm...took me awhile to get back around to this one. laugh.gif

Asgard dirty talk...hmm...

Asgard 1: You have become quite proficient at pleasuring me with these primitive Tau'ri toys we got in our latest Treaty negotiations. I am most aroused.
Asgard 2: Thank you. Supreme Commander Thor instructed his ship's computer to mass replicate these devices. Now, I will attempt to insert this curiously shaped device into your mouth, and you will enjoy it.
Asgard 1: I am...even more aroused. Tell me the name of this device.
Asgard 2: I believe the Tau'ri known as O'Neill called it a "hockey puck."
Asgard 1: My mouth is producing more saliva in anticipation of the...insertion.
Asgard 2: And my gonadless loins are burning with desire. I wish I had genitalia...

Those poor Asgards...
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post May 28th 2005, 6:14 AM
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w00t.gif Xay!
You should come with a government health warning.
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post May 28th 2005, 11:39 AM
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laugh.gif LOL! I'm inclined to agree with you. laugh.gif
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ROFLMAO Xay! w00t.gif 'hockey puck' kinky...very kinky laugh.gif
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