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OdinisThor'sDad
post Jan 13th 2007, 6:47 AM
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I just wanted to get everyones attention and show how retarded this whole H&H thing is getting.
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post Jan 13th 2007, 4:16 PM
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Damn, cause I was going to vote Trojans!
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post Jan 13th 2007, 8:41 PM
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One of the funnier things I've seen all day lol.

I just saw the title, moved my eyes over to who created the thread and it all made sense laugh.gif

And would the winner be the condom that gives you least amount of children in a period of 5 years??
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post Jan 13th 2007, 8:56 PM
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i prefer Magic laugh.gif
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post Jan 13th 2007, 9:16 PM
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Hey, Gater, you might want to take a look at the Brotherhood thread. I think it's relevant to your interests.
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post Jan 15th 2007, 6:30 AM
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Sweet... I'm the only one with a H&H thread open.

to quote someone from a while ago....

I R da Mod God!!!!!!!!111!!one!!!1
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post Jan 15th 2007, 8:57 AM
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damn, they were all shut down. i was gonna go to one of the gayer ones(which they all are) and flame a bit. ah well......btw noobs

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post Jan 15th 2007, 4:46 PM
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Theres always those 'Lifestyles' brand condoms... unsure.gif
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post Jan 15th 2007, 5:16 PM
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QUOTE(OdinisThor'sDad @ Jan 15th 2007, 6:30 AM) *
Sweet... I'm the only one with a H&H thread open.

to quote someone from a while ago....

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And you haven't even put up something for us to vote on! (maybe that's why it's still up, drat!)

A rule should be, you have had to have sex and used a condom to play the game.

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post Jan 15th 2007, 5:25 PM
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I always use Trojans.
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post Jan 16th 2007, 2:44 PM
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QUOTE(More Cowbell! @ Jan 15th 2007, 10:16 PM) *

And you haven't even put up something for us to vote on! (maybe that's why it's still up, drat!)

A rule should be, you have had to have sex and used a condom to play the game.

Ares, laugh.gif

It generally would help to judge if you've used them lol. smile.gif

I'm just waiting for some member to come up with an actual list.

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post Jan 16th 2007, 2:52 PM
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I'd have to go with Trojans. They're the best and you can figure out if the guy or girl you're about to get busy with is smart by asking them why they're named Trojans. If they can't answer then you must definitely wear one cause you don't want your kid coming out with those dumb ass genetics!!! w00t.gif whistling.gif

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post Jan 16th 2007, 4:55 PM
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I'm a virgin and am therefore useless in this discussion. smile.gif

Bowing out , now.
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post Jan 18th 2007, 4:24 AM
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QUOTE(More Cowbell! @ Jan 16th 2007, 7:16 AM) *

And you haven't even put up something for us to vote on! (maybe that's why it's still up, drat!)

A rule should be, you have had to have sex and used a condom to play the game.

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I'm married...like I use condoms.



Like I have sex anymore smile.gif
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post May 3rd 2007, 6:44 AM
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bump

This is still going smile.gif
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post May 3rd 2007, 9:53 AM
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QUOTE(OdinisThor'sDad @ May 3rd 2007, 6:44 AM) *

bump

This is still going smile.gif

Lol, it wasn't still going, until just then laugh.gif

And to avoid spaming like someone who will remain nameless as the king of the Asguard, and father to Thor 1.gif ... I do prefer the gold wrapper.
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post May 3rd 2007, 9:54 PM
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QUOTE(Vill @ May 3rd 2007, 12:20 PM) *

I have no need for condoms.... me and the dog went and got snipped together last year..... w00t.gif

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Apparently ribbed condoms are awesome. So I've heard... unsure.gif
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post May 5th 2007, 1:18 AM
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Reminds me of a Joke...

What's the definition of a real man?

A guy who jogs home from his vasectomy.

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post May 10th 2007, 6:28 PM
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QUOTE(Janos @ May 5th 2007, 2:18 AM) *

Reminds me of a Joke...

What's the definition of a real man?

A guy who jogs home from his vasectomy.

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That's not as manly as the guy who gives himself a vasectomy, with a fishin' knife!
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post May 10th 2007, 6:36 PM
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QUOTE(bigjohn_1972 @ May 10th 2007, 7:28 PM) *

That's not as manly as the guy who gives himself a vasectomy, with a fishin' knife!

I don't know enough about the plumbing to do that without... um... damaging the system. whistling.gif
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post May 10th 2007, 7:23 PM
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QUOTE(Revan @ May 11th 2007, 12:36 AM) *

I don't know enough about the plumbing to do that without... um... damaging the system. whistling.gif

I thought that was the point biggrin.gif

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post May 10th 2007, 8:09 PM
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QUOTE(Invisible Painting @ May 10th 2007, 7:23 PM) *

I thought that was the point biggrin.gif

lol, you want to shut the plumbing down, but I don't think you want a leak.
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post May 19th 2007, 11:03 AM
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i have recently used durexs condoms like i just needed one almost 2 hours ago whistling.gif
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