 Daniel and Vala (Rated R), Hubba, hubba, are they gonna do it?? |
|
||
|
|
  |
| wonderland |
 Jul 8th 2005, 5:59 PM
Post
#1
|
|
Major General  Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female  |
I for one certainly hope so, and I doubt I'm the only one. I think Daniel needs some attention of the female variety. And rough-and-tumble might be right up his alley. Cause he's been hanging around Jack all these years and something was bound to rub off.
And I rated this to begin with cause I know how quickly this is gonna slide into a river of depravity  In the on-deck circle, Xay..... |
   |
 
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 8th 2005, 6:38 PM
Post
#2
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
I know some folks are going to be surprised, seeing me shipping. But Jack's leaving, Sam has issues, and Teal'c has Ishta. Danny needs some loving, and it should be of the S&M variety methinks. Vala might bust him out of that protective shell of his. We all know deep down Daniel's just a whore waiting to be set free.
I'm not completely certain if Vala was lying or not, but she sure seemed interested in Dannyboy. I know she was trying to use her feminine wiles on him to bend the poor guy to her will, but since he was in love with Jack at the time, he was caught completely off guard. But, could it be? Does Daniel harbor some kind of weird affection for the lady who tried to kill him? The lady who made out with him then headbutted him? The lady who smashed him in the balls shortly after saying she'd prefer screwing him? The lady who seemed to appreciate the size of Daniel's manhood after having shot him in the arm? Watch out, Jack...Vala's gone steal yo man because you didn't play rough enough with him. *le sigh...*  |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 8th 2005, 6:53 PM
Post
#3
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
Knew I could count on you, Xay. I think Daniel needs someone more like Vala, someone totally different from sweet Sha're.
And, as for Jack, well, that's what he gets for dickin' around. |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 8th 2005, 7:57 PM
Post
#4
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
Precisely. The early bird gets the worm, and all that. Who'da thunk it would end like this? Unless they're into open relationships...
|
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 8th 2005, 8:05 PM
Post
#5
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
Vala strikes me as woman enough to do the tag-team thing with both of them
 |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 8th 2005, 8:14 PM
Post
#6
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
Tag team, eh? I want to be sure I'm getting the right mental image here. Could you explain what you mean?
|
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 6:21 AM
Post
#7
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
Oh, must I??? Your imagination is much better than mine, but here goes.
Picture the three of them in a wrestling ring, J&D wearing those gorgeous costumes all the fashionable wrestlers wear these days. I see Jack with a mask, for some reason. No jello, please, I need to see in minute detail all those holds and grabs and throws. Surround sound stereo so I don't miss a single moan or gasp. Jack will be the first one down, poor guy, his age just lets him down. It will be up to Daniel to tame the evil newcomer. However, I suspect Vala will come out on top. How's that?? |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 9th 2005, 11:32 AM
Post
#8
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
Excellent! Thanks for explaining because I was really kinda lost. I must be losing my edge or something. BTW, I think I like surround sound.
 I could see Vala tying Jack and Daniel up to a large bed. Of course she's using leather straps, and of course the two men are mostly naked. I can see her torturing them (but not in the bad way) as she tries to decide which one to take first. Since she's got Daniel in her sights, she dispenses with Jack rather quickly (use your imagination). So with Jack out of the picture, at least for the next day or so, Vala has Daniel all to herself. He tries to get away, but he realizes he kinda likes this new game. In the back of his mind, he thinks about Jack and how this might be considered cheating, but then Vala pretty much takes his mind off of that. Again, use your imagination.  I've often wondered why Daniel is always getting whumped so much on the show and in fanfiction. Now, I don't wonder so much. He obviously likes it if he keeps letting himself get injured all the time. Clumsy, oblivious, head-in-the-clouds geek my arse. He knows exactly what he's doing.  |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 1:10 PM
Post
#9
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jul 9th 2005, 11:32 AM) He tries to get away, but he realizes he kinda likes this new game. In the back of his mind, he thinks about Jack and how this might be considered cheating, but then Vala pretty much takes his mind off of that. Again, use your imagination.  Well, in "Prometheus Unbound", he wasn't exactly running away. Crawling my ass! Like he was gonna get away like that. I coulda caught him without trying. Coulda roped him like a steer. (Washes mind out with disinfectant) I think Daniel's trying to punish Jack for three timing him with Thor and Carter. Payback, as they say, is hell. You know what's really lame, though, is that you and I are the only ones talking about this. Everyone else must just be lurking, amazed at our vivid imaginations  |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 9th 2005, 1:29 PM
Post
#10
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
Amazed or...disturbed.
QUOTE Well, in "Prometheus Unbound", he wasn't exactly running away. Crawling my ass! Like he was gonna get away like that. I know! When I saw that, I was like, "Dude, you're not even trying..." Maybe his nuts were still sore. I don't know. QUOTE Coulda roped him like a steer. LOL!! I have to admit I had similar thoughts. They way she was straddling his back was highly reminiscent of a cowboy asserting dominance over his steed. Okay, now it's my turn for the disinfectant. And I agree about payback being a mother. In the end, though...I wonder if Jack and Daniel will reconcile? If they do, it'll be hot. If not, I'll enjoy watching Vala have her way with Daniel. This is a win-win situation. |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 1:32 PM
Post
#11
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jul 9th 2005, 1:29 PM) . In the end, though...I wonder if Jack and Daniel will reconcile? If they do, it'll be hot. If not, I'll enjoy watching Vala have her way with Daniel. This is a win-win situation. Especially for Daniel, he'll be getting it coming and going. (Did I just say that? ) |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
Jul 9th 2005, 1:35 PM
Post
#12
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
I had to think about that one for a second. Damn. I want some fanfiction. I can't wait for people start hopping on this. |
|
|
|
| bigjohn_1972 |
Jul 9th 2005, 3:21 PM
Post
#13
|
|
Brigadier General  Group: Members Posts: 2,227 Joined: January 4th 2004 From: Ontario Canada Member No.: 3,135 Gender: Male |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jul 8th 2005, 9:14 PM) Tag team, eh? I want to be sure I'm getting the right mental image here. Could you explain what you mean? Now you are talking! Jack + Vala + Dannyboy, making a hot Vala sandwich, you know she is wild and kooky enough to do it! If this thread was rated X, I could post some picks, lol! This post has been edited by bigjohn_1972: Jul 9th 2005, 3:23 PM |
|
|
|
| Magnavox |
Jul 9th 2005, 5:48 PM
Post
#14
|
|
Posts with an accent... Group: Donating Members Posts: 2,912 Joined: March 3rd 2004 From: Australia Member No.: 3,724 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(bigjohn_1972 @ Jul 9th 2005, 3:21 PM) If this thread was rated X, I could post some picks, lol! If this thread was rated X, I could make some pics... Sadly I have nothing to add to those wonderful senarios, you guys have so much more imagination! |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 5:51 PM
Post
#15
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
Not really, we're just sicker and more depraved than most humans.
Twisted Sister got nothin' on us. |
|
|
|
| Sighfienerd |
Jul 9th 2005, 7:43 PM
Post
#16
|
|
Beyond here there be dragons  Group: Donating Members Posts: 1,387 Joined: December 4th 2004 From: Beyond "here" Member No.: 7,150 Gender: Female |
Laughing. My. Ass. Off. Vala is my frigging hero!!!
Wonder - who knew?  This post has been edited by Sighfienerd: Jul 9th 2005, 7:48 PM |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 9:49 PM
Post
#17
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(Sighfienerd @ Jul 9th 2005, 7:43 PM) Wonder - who knew? I can tell you that anyone who knows me, wouldn't be at all surprised! Man, I just can't wait till Friday and the premiere of the Daniel-Vala reality show. Paramedics should be standing by  This post has been edited by wonderland: Jul 9th 2005, 9:51 PM |
|
|
|
| Sighfienerd |
Jul 9th 2005, 9:57 PM
Post
#18
|
|
Beyond here there be dragons Group: Donating Members Posts: 1,387 Joined: December 4th 2004 From: Beyond "here" Member No.: 7,150 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(wonderland @ Jul 9th 2005, 10:49 PM) I can tell you that anyone who knows me, wouldn't be at all surprised! Man, I just can't wait till Friday and the premiere of the Daniel-Vala reality show. Paramedics should be standing by Paramedics might be an interesting addition to the storyline - what with mouth-to-mouth, blood pressure cuffs, and backboards with straps. Oh.  Did you mean they'd be there professionally? Whoops! |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 10:02 PM
Post
#19
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
And you thought I was nasty minded??? Bad, bad Sigh! I love it
|
|
|
|
| Sighfienerd |
Jul 9th 2005, 10:21 PM
Post
#20
|
|
Beyond here there be dragons Group: Donating Members Posts: 1,387 Joined: December 4th 2004 From: Beyond "here" Member No.: 7,150 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(wonderland @ Jul 9th 2005, 11:02 PM) And you thought I was nasty minded??? Bad, bad Sigh! I love it Ooooh, I feel a "bad girl" road trip coming on again!! Who's in? I'm sure we could find a couple of paramedics "to protect and serve" us, as their motto so kindly states. |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 9th 2005, 10:39 PM
Post
#21
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
Oh, yes, I definitely agree with you. Maybe we can get some firefighters to go along with us. Didn't CJ and RDA look great as firemen in "The Changeling"????
I'd need mouth-to-mouth with that around |
|
|
|
| xayeidemon |
 Jul 12th 2005, 11:36 AM
Post
#22
|
|
Always a cousin, never a boochi! Group: Moderators Posts: 4,997 Joined: October 18th 2003 From: The Red Hills of Georgia Member No.: 2,544 Gender: Female |
I saw the Sneak Peak thing last night. OMG I <3 Vala so much OMG!!1!
I wonder who she was talking to when she said, "Let's make babies!" |
|
|
|
| kettricken |
Jul 12th 2005, 12:29 PM
Post
#23
|
|
Chief Master Sergeant  Group: Members Posts: 491 Joined: July 12th 2005 From: Bangor, Wales Member No.: 9,478 Gender: Female |
*giggles histerically....wanders off into dream world where is joining in the tag team*
*May be gone for severl hours* |
|
|
|
| wonderland |
Jul 12th 2005, 8:57 PM
Post
#24
|
|
Major General Group: Donating Members Posts: 3,082 Joined: July 1st 2004 From: KY, United States Member No.: 5,411 Gender: Female |
QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Jul 12th 2005, 11:36 AM) I wonder who she was talking to when she said, "Let's make babies!" General Landry finds this requisition on his desk on his first day at SGC. "Dr. Daniel Jackson requests one extra large box of condoms. Purpose: to facilitate an interface with alien culture for the purpose of exchange of societal practices and possible bodily fluids. ASAP!!!" |
|
|
|
|
1 User(s) are reading this topic (1 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:
|
Lo-Fi Version | Time is now: May 23rd 2013 - 2:55 PM |
|
||
|
|
|