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> Inspirational Trek Posters, Teachings that will help you in Real Life
Janos
post Aug 12th 2006, 9:56 PM
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http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/star_trek_insp.html

Some of my favs:

INGENUITY
Yes, it is perfectly reasonable that Kirk had the know-how to make the gunpowder and put together the bazooka to defeat the Gorn. That's why he's the goddamn Captain.

EXPENDABILITY
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.

DIPLOMACY
Words don't always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alien in the face.

ALCOHOL
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

You kind of have to be a slight Uber Trek Nerd to get a lot of it! But if you are, it's just that much funner! laugh.gif
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post Aug 12th 2006, 11:04 PM
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My favorite is "Expendability." biggrin.gif

What's really funny about this thread is that I just finished making a series of Starsky and Hutch inspirational posters. These things seem to be catching on. laugh.gif

*waits patiently for the Stargate ones to appear*
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post Aug 12th 2006, 11:09 PM
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No you didn't have to be a star trek geek to find it funny. I generally hate star trek but some of those were funny. Although I didn't get some of them smile.gif But the ones I did were funny, so good find.

Also xay someone here will create stargate ones now that you've just said that! smile.gif

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post Aug 13th 2006, 12:21 AM
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QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Aug 12th 2006, 10:04 PM) *

My favorite is "Expendability." biggrin.gif


Really? I thought you would hav been all over the Sexual Tension one laugh.gif

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post Aug 13th 2006, 5:31 AM
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Hilarious!!!

Fav ones are:

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the
sound of how awesome I am.

CONTINUITY
We're going to pretend this never happened.

SAREK
More logical than you since 2164.



Even though I am a fan of Star Trek, I have not seen all the episodes of TOS, could some one explain

KOBAYASHI MARU
It's okay to cheat, if you just really don't like to lose.

to me please.

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post Aug 13th 2006, 6:15 AM
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QUOTE(Josh @ Aug 13th 2006, 12:31 PM) *

KOBAYASHI MARU
It's okay to cheat, if you just really don't like to lose.

It's a test at Starfleet Academy. You go through a flight simulation that can't be won (which you don't know at the time you do the test), so it is meant to evaluate how you cope with defeat. Kirk is the only one who ever won the simulated battle because he had re-programmed the scenario in the computer before.
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post Aug 13th 2006, 8:11 AM
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Oh yes, I remember now. It was mentioned on one of the movies I beleive.

Thankyou for your help
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post Aug 13th 2006, 1:42 PM
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QUOTE(Janos @ Aug 13th 2006, 1:21 AM) *

Really? I thought you would hav been all over the Sexual Tension one laugh.gif

LOL! That would have been too obvious.

Ensign Ricky cracked me up, what can I say? laugh.gif
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post Aug 13th 2006, 11:12 PM
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Someone's gotta make one about how they fire photon torpedos up the Enterprise's butt all the time, no matter what letter it is, but it somehow keeps on going! I would, but my mind is just not working right now.
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post Aug 13th 2006, 11:27 PM
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I liked Expendability too. I remember watching Star Trek with my dad and trying to guess which new character was going to die. The True Love was funny too, and true! biggrin.gif
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post Aug 15th 2006, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(xayeidemon @ Aug 12th 2006, 10:04 PM) *

*waits patiently for the Stargate ones to appear*

Maybe this will help matters along

http://flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/motivator.php
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post Aug 15th 2006, 1:00 PM
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I used that one for my Starsky & Hutch posters. smile.gif

But now that you've posted the link, maybe SOMEONE here will take up the challenge. Anyone. whistling.gif
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post Aug 15th 2006, 1:18 PM
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Her's one I just made, its alright, i dont know about it being funny or not, couldnt think of anything funny at the moment.

» Click to Show Spoiler «


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Here's another one I just thought up, its funnier. biggrin.gif

» Click to Show Spoiler «


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post Aug 15th 2006, 2:34 PM
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Try posting them here:

Inspirational Stargate Posters

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post Aug 15th 2006, 11:19 PM
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Those Star Trek posters are hilarious. You forget sometimes just how very hammy Shatner was, but I loved him anyway. biggrin.gif

Gatejumper, those are very good!
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post Aug 16th 2006, 8:24 AM
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Star Trek posters are hilarius. These are my favorites:

EXPENDABILITY
Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Ensign Ricky are beaming down to the planet. Guess who's not coming back.

TALOS IV
Why does this place get such a bad rap? All these guys want is the whole of your physical and emotional existence. That's no different from working for a corporation, except instead of Casual Fridays these guys give you virtual sex.
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post Aug 22nd 2006, 2:02 AM
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Just checking the posters out...

FYI, there's about 4 more than when I first posted the link! biggrin.gif

CHARLIE X
Powerful psionics seem most commonly to occur spontaneously in adolescents, around the age of twelve.
Better buy your daughter that pony

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I bet there's one that Xay'll like
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